My BFF is an Idiot
My best friend in the whole wide world is an idiot.
I swear, some days I wonder just which one of us is supposed to be the nutcase. I may be anal retentive, type A, germaphobic, and allergic to exercise, but he's the biggest idiot in the whole wide world. I think he's trying to take my nutcase crown away from me. And it's a pretty one too. Very sparkly with sapphires and diamonds all over it.
He has a new girlfriend. I talked to her on the phone for a few minutes, and she seems very nice. And bubbly.
And apparrantly, stupid.
They've been dating for a few weeks, and they're already playing contact sports. (Not the dirty kind. I already know way, way, way too much about his past acts. We operate under the rules of 'don't ask, don't tell, or else.')
They were playing basketball at his house. And one thing everyone should know about him, he's very competitive. Extremely so. You should be there for some of our games of Scene It and Trivial Persuit. They can get pretty physical. But anyway. He got into to his 'mattmode' and went for a layup, and on the way down, broke her nose.
Yep.
He did a good job too. Two places.
He called her yesterday, and she hasn't called back. I think that pretty much says it all, but he's holding out hope.
Yep, idiot.
Katherine
I swear, some days I wonder just which one of us is supposed to be the nutcase. I may be anal retentive, type A, germaphobic, and allergic to exercise, but he's the biggest idiot in the whole wide world. I think he's trying to take my nutcase crown away from me. And it's a pretty one too. Very sparkly with sapphires and diamonds all over it.
He has a new girlfriend. I talked to her on the phone for a few minutes, and she seems very nice. And bubbly.
And apparrantly, stupid.
They've been dating for a few weeks, and they're already playing contact sports. (Not the dirty kind. I already know way, way, way too much about his past acts. We operate under the rules of 'don't ask, don't tell, or else.')
They were playing basketball at his house. And one thing everyone should know about him, he's very competitive. Extremely so. You should be there for some of our games of Scene It and Trivial Persuit. They can get pretty physical. But anyway. He got into to his 'mattmode' and went for a layup, and on the way down, broke her nose.
Yep.
He did a good job too. Two places.
He called her yesterday, and she hasn't called back. I think that pretty much says it all, but he's holding out hope.
Yep, idiot.
Katherine
posted by rosie4299 at 8:28 PM
3 Comments:
No he didn't!!!
Wow.
Though, I guess I'm an idiot, too. Back in high school, I was hanging out with my BF at youth group, and he was tickling me. I fell onto the floor, off the couch we'd been sitting on, and I warned him to stop--but he didn't and I ended up kicking him in the nose, almost breaking it. He'd broken it twice before, and he straightened it out, making this horrible popping noise--but he didn't stop calling me.
Poor Matt. Maybe he should have started out with something less obviously contact-filled, like Scene It. I love that game, by the by. From the sounds of it, he needs to have girls sign some kind of waiver before he dates them. :)
amy
I'd like to say that you called him an idiot because you're jealous of the Matty GF. :D Okay, I'm playing devil's advocate. My bad. However, I do agree with Amy. He should have all his GFs sign a waiver. Acknowledging his competitive nature allows him to not be liable for any broken limbs and body parts during sports. Sounds like a good plan to me!
~M
I'll pass along the waiver idea to him. It sounds like a good idea for him.
Jealous? Me? Never.
*starts whitling and looks up at the sky*
Scene it rocks. But like I said, we both get really, really into it. The last time we played, we got into such a big fight, we had to be separated by our parents. And it was only in September. So that makes us 19 and 21. Kind of sad.
Katherine
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