Angels in the Secret Garden of Incest

So, you're probably all wondering about my interesting title.

I come up with some doozies, don't I? (We all remember Tom Cruise Sucks Big Hairy Balls fondly, don't we?)

But there is a reason.

As there is for all my terribly interesting titles. I spent the morning, lazing about in bed, watching mediocre, bad, or in some cases very bad movies on television. I watched this one on LMN because it had Patrick Dempsey in it, and let's face it, we'd all watch a movie about paint drying if he were going to be the one painting. (And don't lie, you know you'd do it. He's too pretty not to!)

I watched Angels in the Outfield. I have seen the movie a lot in my youth, but I haven't seen it too much in the past few years. I must have forgotten how many famous people were in it before they were huge stars. Matthew McConaughey and Adrien Brody star, as well as Dermot Mulroney as the deadbeat dad. Remind me why I haven't watched this movie so jam packed with hotties for so long?

After that, I flipped back and forth between reruns of The Hills, (which is sorta disappointing me, for some reason, even though Lauren was my fave on Laguna Beach) and D2: The Mighty Ducks. Neither were really holding my attention too well, since I kept flipping around to other stuff that didn't hold my attention either.

Then I started watching a really bad sequel to The Secret Garden, which I love. I don't know why I kept watching it, it wasn't very good. It had that girl from that remake of When a Stranger Calls in it, as well as a bunch of other no name children actors and a few older actors that are sorta familiar but not really. It had a forced plot, bad script, and was relatively not good. Then, it found a way to not only creep me out for the rest of the day, but to also to possibly ruin the original and the book for me.

IT WAS A DIRTY MOVIE!

Mary married Colin!

EW!

Now, for all of you who have neither seen any version of the movie or read the truly fabulous book that should be required reading for any preteen, Mary is a little girl who comes to live with her Uncle after her parents die in an epidemic/earthquake (depending on what version you go by) in England, at Misselthwaite Manor. She discovers a Garden that belonged to her aunt, (HER MOTHERS TWIN SISTER!) and with her Uncle's blessing (sorta) she starts to fix it up, with the help of Dickon, and she discovers the ill and bedridden Colin. Colin is the son of her aunt and uncle. He is her First Cousin!

In the bad, bad, bad movie, Lady Mary introduced her husband, Sir COLIN!

EW!

EW! EW! EW!

I can't believe that the people that made this movie are either that sick and twisted, or are so ignorant of the book/movie that they were sequelling, that they didn't realize that they were committing a crime. Because it's illegal in most places to marry your COUSIN.

Is this an average, every day practice over in England? I'd ask someone, but I don't know anyone from there or who is there. If it is, I didn't realize that the aristocrats in Great Britain had so much in common with the people from Appalachia.

Deformed children.

Katherine

My Favorite Word

So, I just found my new favorite word.

Think you know it?

Come on, guess.

Did you guess... ... ... scialto?

Nope.

Not that one. (Although I am warming up to it in light of the Bee!)

Did you guess... ... ... fucktarded?

No... That was last weeks.

Perhaps Putz?

Or Yankees?

Maybe Malevolent?

Nope. None of those.

My new favorite word is...

Copious.

Yes, I typed Copious.

For whatever reason, I've used it about five times in the last five hours.

In such ways as, The Katharine girl who is in the final round of the Spelling Bee needs copious amounts of sunlight to give her a healthy glow to cut down on the sickly pallor of her current skin tone.

See? It's kind of a fun random word to throw into a conversation. Try it today. Or tomorrow. Or whenever. Because people will probably look at you funny, and then you can look down at them because you know what it means and they don't. And really, what is more fun than being smarter than normal people?

Katherine

I'm still Alive

Just barely.

I'm popping on for just a second before I go to see Poseidon for the third time on the third Friday in a row. I know, it's overkill, but the movie rocks, and it's nice to see Jacinda in something other than Real World Reruns. She rocks i it, but then, everyone does, so go see it!

Gotta Go!

Katherine

Crazy Funny!

Oh!

My!!!

God!!!!

She's gonna make him pee in tupperware!

Awesome!

Katherine

Rob Thomas is STILL a Rat Bastard

If you couldn't tell, I rewatched VM this morning while I was getting ready for school.

RT is still a rat bastard.

He won't let them be happy!

He won't let me be happy!

Why?

Would it be so bad if after 20 episodes of snarky foreplay that we finally got a damn kiss?

Ouch.

My heart.

It still hurts.

Gah!

I hate you RT, you rat bastard you!

GRR!

Katherine

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Okay. I haven't seen GG yet. I haven't seen all of VM yet. I had to throw a dinner party for my parent's 25th and I had to tape everything. My sister and I did catch the end of VM though.

I have one word. Only one.

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

No.

No!

No!!!!

No no no no no no no no no no no!!!!!!!

My heart, it hurts.

How? WHy?

It's official, RT hates me. HATES me.

Rat Bastard.

Again, my heart. It hurts.

Why couldn't I have my kiss? Why? What did I do to make him hate me this much, where Logan and Veronica can't get their stuff together at the same time?

My heart. It still hurts.

I hate RT. He's a rat bastard.

I know I said that before, but any LoVe fan, like myself, can't be feeling too too peachy with the guy.

Because he's a rat bastard who hates me.

Katherine

I Am So Smart!

So, as the title says, I AM SO SMART!

A few days ago, I woke up with a start. I had a possible revelation.

Liam had a claddagh ring on his finger.

I caught that the first time around, like everyone else.

It had the heart pointed in.

Now, this is the interesting part.

It was pointing in. But it was pointing in on his left hand.

That's the way you wear it when you are MARRIED!

I don't know if I'm the only one who saw that, or knew that, but I have yet to really see any other report on someone seeing this too, even on TwoP.

Now, does this mean he's married to Kendall? They've known each other for awhile, since she used to run scams with his brother Cormac. Have they been together for awhile, in secret? Is he married to Priscilla Banks? Or is he the husband of some lucky young damsel we have yet to meet? If he is married to Kendall or Priscilla, does this mean that her marriage to Big Dick is legal?

Or is this just something I'm reading way too much into. Even if they did showcase that ring in the show for a good three seconds. Maybe it means nothing, but maybe I'm right. And if so, does this mean that Kendall is even legally entitled to any money for Dick and Beaver's demise? You know, since her name isn't really her name and she's not married to their father and all that junk?

And while I'm on, how HOT was Logan? Because I was so gleeful with his scene with V. We better be getting our LoVe stuffs, otherwise, someone's gonna die. Because I will be going all homicidal on their asses.

And MAC! She rocked. The whole episode. We need more Mac. Whatever, wherever the put her, more Mac. I don't care, I'll even put some money in the till out of my own pocket into the 'Put Mac On TV More' fund.

Katherine