How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
I found this while I was cleaning out my email folders. I got it awhile ago from my cousin Eddie, and I felt the need to share. The best part of it is, I have done a few of these with him over the years, and I know for a fact that he has done all but one. We have seen photographic documentation of it.
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8.) Dont use any punctuation marks. (Maybe this explains all those writers on FF.net!)
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18.) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20.) When you get all those credit card applications in the mail, send them back with the paraphernelia it came with (of course don't put your info in them)! (Brilliant Idea of M's! I had to add it, it was just too fantastic not to!)
Hope you enjoy doing some of these, or at least reading them. I have done number 18, and it's a big blast. Just make sure not to do it anywhere near anyone who actually knows you.
Katherine
How to Keep a Healthy Level of Insanity
1.) At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. See if they slow down.
2.) Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
3.) Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
4.) Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "in"
5.) Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has Gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
6.) In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sexual favors".
7.) Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy."
8.) Dont use any punctuation marks. (Maybe this explains all those writers on FF.net!)
9.) As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
10.) Ask people what sex they are. Laugh hysterically after they answer.
11.) Specify that your drive-through order is "to go".
12.) Sing along at the opera.
13.) Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
14.) Put mosquito netting around your work area. Play a tape of jungle sounds all day.
15.) Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because you're not in the mood.
16.) Have your coworkers address you by your wrestling name, Rock Hard Kim.
17.) When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot, yelling "run for your lives, they're loose!!"
18.) When the money comes out the ATM, scream "I won!", "I won!" "3rd time this week!!!!!"
19.) Tell your children over dinner. "due to the economy, we are going to have to let one of you go."
20.) When you get all those credit card applications in the mail, send them back with the paraphernelia it came with (of course don't put your info in them)! (Brilliant Idea of M's! I had to add it, it was just too fantastic not to!)
Hope you enjoy doing some of these, or at least reading them. I have done number 18, and it's a big blast. Just make sure not to do it anywhere near anyone who actually knows you.
Katherine
posted by rosie4299 at 2:46 PM
2 Comments:
lol. great ideas. once i get a desk where people might be around to see me, maybe i'll try some of those.
though I think my favorite was writing 'for sexual favors' on the memo line of my checks. . .
I've got a #20 for you...
When you get all those credit card applications in the mail, send them back with the paraphernelia it came with (of course don't put your info in them)!
It lessens the amount of junk you have to wade through.
And AMEN to the punctuation marks. Hate those writers!
~M
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