I'm All Smiles
So, it seems that Boston is losing another key player to my favorite boys.
Johnny Damon is set to board the famous pinstriped jet to become a Yankee.
I'm all smiles.
For a whole lot of reasons, actually.
Reason #1- Johnny leaving caused the news to showcase all these women crying hysterically on the streets of Boston. Gotta say, I haven't been this pleased with watching people cry since Paris lost the bid for the Olympics to London.
Reason #2- Johnny will be forced to conform to the first rule for becoming a Yankee. His hair will have to go. And that beard? Ain't gonna see that one on a Yankee bench! Perhaps after his little makeover, I'll finally see what Veronica sees in him. Personally, I don't find the dirty look to be pretty. Scruffy is one thing, but sometimes, the boy just looks downright gross. The Yankees have strict rules regarding grooming and hygiene. These are non-negotiable.
But then, if someone was willing to pay me 54 MILLION DOLLARS for four years of catching a ball, I'd let them shave me bald and dye my scalp purple with leopard spots. So really, isn't it worth it?
I wonder if they'll put him getting groomed on ESPN. Now that is something I want to see.
I wonder if he'll cry when they cut his hair...
Katherine
Johnny Damon is set to board the famous pinstriped jet to become a Yankee.
I'm all smiles.
For a whole lot of reasons, actually.
Reason #1- Johnny leaving caused the news to showcase all these women crying hysterically on the streets of Boston. Gotta say, I haven't been this pleased with watching people cry since Paris lost the bid for the Olympics to London.
Reason #2- Johnny will be forced to conform to the first rule for becoming a Yankee. His hair will have to go. And that beard? Ain't gonna see that one on a Yankee bench! Perhaps after his little makeover, I'll finally see what Veronica sees in him. Personally, I don't find the dirty look to be pretty. Scruffy is one thing, but sometimes, the boy just looks downright gross. The Yankees have strict rules regarding grooming and hygiene. These are non-negotiable.
But then, if someone was willing to pay me 54 MILLION DOLLARS for four years of catching a ball, I'd let them shave me bald and dye my scalp purple with leopard spots. So really, isn't it worth it?
I wonder if they'll put him getting groomed on ESPN. Now that is something I want to see.
I wonder if he'll cry when they cut his hair...
Katherine
posted by rosie4299 at 12:41 AM
6 Comments:
You should be happy that I have sent you your package. Right? You've received it...
Yep, it's already gotten. And no, there are no give backs for the bitter non Yankee fans. It's not my fault after all that Johnny Damon knows who loves him more. He's going to the better team. And this fact can be proven when you look at the track record of the Yankees and the Red Sox.
Yankees: 26 World Series Titles
Red Sox: 1 World Series Title.
And like the tee shirt says, there was no curse, the Sox just sucked for 86 years.
And that, my dear friend, you can't reverse.
But I love all my presents. I giggled when I got to the vodka, I'll be sampling that on Friday night, when my cousin Kate and I take our first legal drinks simultaneously. After finals are over. Drunk and test taking are not two things that anyone should mix.
You cards got me all schmoopy! I'll be sure to include the Damien cd when I send your stuff out the week after Xmas, as I'm working crazy shifts and can't seem to get down to the post office to send out the packages. Your cd is very neat, I've been enjoying them quite a lot. Love how much insight that each of these are bringing out. It adds a whole new dimension to our writing.
K
okay, now i wish i had 54 million to give you, so i could see your head all shaved and purple...
;) hehehe
i burned your and J's second tries at my cd, i'll mail it as soon as i can get to the P.O.... it might be next week. but it's all ready to go!
ames
I'm just anti-Yankee. You can have Damon (Johnny or Matt). Keep the hair.
I'll root for my non-winning Phillies and Mariners... They're still baseball teams, right? ;)
Glad you liked your b-day present no matter how small it is. Since I can't physically buy you a drink, I thought sending you one would be more fun.
Glad you liked the CD. It was fun mixing them.
I'm just anti-Yankee. You can have Damon (Johnny or Matt). Keep the hair.
I'll root for my non-winning Phillies and Mariners... They're still baseball teams, right? ;)
Glad you liked your b-day present no matter how small it is. Since I can't physically buy you a drink, I thought sending you one would be more fun.
Glad you liked the CD. It was fun mixing them.
So, I found your site through Amy's site, and I found her through her fanfic. Thought you might like to see Johnny Damon with his haircut, just go to Yankees.com and there's an area with a photo gallery of him getting his haircut.
It's funny, I live in PA right now and I'm a Yankee fan too. I'm from NJ originally, though. That's it. :-)
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