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What would you do for a Klondike Bar?
I want answers people!
Katherine
I want answers people!
Katherine
posted by rosie4299 at 9:44 PM
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Okay, I love this, and I love Klondike bars, so I will answer you.
I would:
--write that email you guys are bugging me about, to Tanc. Though your name will come up. ;)
--karaoke "I'm Too Sexy", dance moves included. Or "Baby Got Back." your choice.
--watch XXX again (pain of pains)
That's all I'm giving you without promise of actual Klondike bar, or the good visual of some pretty boy giving me some special presentation of said KB.
;)
a
Okay, so all those things are good. But then, I really enjoyed XXX, (barely clothed Vin is always appreciated by me!) And I want to email Tanc, because I love him. I just have to be able to write an email that doesn't make me sound like a psychotic stalker fan out to snatch him.
And actually, I have karaoked to Baby Got Back. (Freshman college initiation thing, and I was in the back of a big group doing it at the same time.)
My mom and dad went to BJ's today and bought one of those boxes with like 5 gagillion Klondike bars in it. I've eaten like 4 of them since I got home at 5ish.
For a Klondike bar I would...
perform that cello solo that my tutor is constantly trying to make me do.
tell one of my customers to fuck off when they get snippy. (Holiday weekend starts tomorrow. Joy!)
Actually go and see The Perfect Man with my sister.
Katherine
well, I've sang Baby Got Back at a rifle party, with a group of good friends cause we didn't have a copy of the song, and we wanted to re-enact a SNL cheerleader skit. . . and we all knew the words. good times.
At least The Perfect Man has Chris Noth in it! And in SATC, he was the perfect man, Mr. Big. Sigh. I love him.
And I've had to peform violin solos (way back when). I'd much rather do that than sing in public (way scary to me).
What will M do, I wonder?
I don't know. M, what would you do for a Klondike bar?
Stand on your head?
Dance naked in the streets of Blue Balls?
Come and visit me? I have Klondike bars! I'll give you one! Promise!
Katherine
And I love playing my cello. I wouldn't still be playing after ten years if I didn't. I like to preform, but in a group. I hate being up there by myself, with everyone staring at me. I've only ever done solos for ranking purposes, and those weren't really volunteer jobbies.
And Chris Noth is great, very yummy, but Hilary Duff? *shudders as she thinks of the melodrama of Lizzi MacGuire* I don't think so.
Katherine
What would I do for a Klondike Bar?
Get on top of the bar and do the Coyote Ugly... I'll even do it to that LeAnn Rimes song!
Dance to Baby Got Back, (C'mon) Ride the Train, Tootsie Roll and Butterfly in succession.
Dare CMM to a body shot tequila contest and would win (although having ice cream after Jose gets pretty rough).
Call all my favorite kissing boys to and have a kiss-off contest.
Things I would do for a Klondike Bar... LOL.
~M
PS. K, I have to work tomorrow and Sunday, too. SUX!
I guess we'd all do just about anything for that chocolate covered ice creamy goodness.
Yum.
And yay! At least we'll both be miserable.
Which reminds me. Amy, are your IL's still planning on moving the 4th? Cuz then you'll be in the misery boat too! And you know what they say, you can never get too much company!
Katherine
Dude, I dated a boy that the only dance he knew how to do was the Tootise Roll. LMAO. But boy, could he kiss. . . humina.
Yes, the insanity that are my ILs are moving the fourth of July to the 9th. Sorry, everyone! Hope this doesn't inconvience anyone! We're still going to the lake this weekend with the rest of his fam (only his parents, AKA, the glue, won't be there), and shooting off our fireworks with his aunt,uncle, and their kids/extended fam. So, this means TWO weekends of ILs. Because 9 is the new 4! So, yes, I'll be miserable with you.
I think that if you were forced to eat Klondike Bars after having done body shots with CMM, we would not be feeling so sorry for you :) even if you ralphed for days. Love and respect, yes, but pity, no. You'd have some memories, baby. Memories. They keep you out of "the greys" (how was that, K?)
a
Very Nice Amy! Very Nice.
I wouldn't feel to sorry for you if you got to spend time with CMM either. And with all his raucus behavior as of late, he might be up for that body shots/Klondike bar combo.
Katherine
I'll raise the ralphing by doing body shots with CMM and then doing a pole dance to the above mentioned songs.
Okay, I am a whore. I'd do it for Ryan Reynolds, too, so I guess yes, I am a Klondike whore. Only difference is I get to at least dance. LOL
~M
Aww, you think CMM would outdrink me?
Hey, i'm not saying who could out drink who, I was just saying ice cream and Jose might not mix so well in the tummy.
And if you mess with Ryan Reynolds, Alanis Morrissette might kick your butt. . . unless you offer her a Klondike Bar for using her man. :)
a
And *hangs head in shame* I've done the pole dancing thing.
And yes, tequila was involved.
a
I'll give Alanis the rest of my box of Klondikes if she'll let me have a go at Ryan.
Fair trade, don't ya think?
Katherine
At least you didn't ride an electric floor buffer.
hee hee hee!
Katherine
No fair! I get first dibs. I'll tell Alanis that I'll beat up Dave Coulier for her, offer her my KB for one on one time with RR. I'll jam with her, too, on the guitar unless she wants me on the piano. However, I think I'm more proficient with the guitar than the piano at this point.
~M
I can jam with a guitar, piano or cello! That might eek me past ya. I've been jonesing for some RR since the Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza place first aired. But if you want him, I suppose I could let you have him, as long as I get Vin. I love Vin.
Katherine
we so need to have a slumber party. . .
I concur.
I'll bring the Klondike bars! lol
Katherine
(I just got why you said "I concur" on your shoutbox. You said right after you were reading Going for the Gold. Duh! It should have been a lot more obvious. I'm a bit of a dinkus sometimes.)
I have a slumber party in Dueling Toothpicks. LOL.
If we had a slumber party, I don't think there's any slumbering going on.
And yes, I will trade Vin time for Ryan. Have you seen him in Amytiville (and I was forced to see it) or Blade Trinity? That's guy who I'd want to do some (Jeff)-body shots with. I even watched School of Life just to look at the man.
Humor and charm, baby...
~M
Deal.
K
*holds tight to CM* Fine. You two have your toys, and I have mine :)
I'd steal CM from you but if I had to choose a European (and yes, K, European, not Australian), I'd choose Colin Farrell.
Can you say BAD BOY?
~M
Colin Farrell is a hottie, but a bit too slutty for my tastes. (Although Finns no better.) I'm more of a Jude Law girl myself. Or Orlando Bloom. Or this really hot Italian model guy I saw in the Versace show a few months ago. Or my friend Rinna's Greek cousin who is quite possibly a descendant of a greek god. That hot.
Katherine
CM is friends with Colin F. . . but not as slutty, which I like. Of course, I think he's married, but hey, so'm I, so what do I care? ;)
a
PS we got a lot out of a simple Klondike question, didn't we?
Yep we did!
Can you imagine what would happen if we were all in the same room?
Katherine
That's what makes CF hot. He IS slutty. Don't hate the playa. Hate the game. :D
But I do agree, the Klondike convo just got carried away.
Like OB only as a blonde elf, Jude Law's too old for my taste.
Jonathan Rhys Meyers? Loved him in Bend It Like Beckham. Not so in Vanity Fair... Ooh, as Elvis? Little hottie!
THe soccer coach guy?
*drools*
I love that guy! I just saw Bend It last Christmas, and I was so just wanting to listen to him talk, over and over, rewinding the film.
I only really like OB as the elf, too. I think he looks better with the BLONDE! hair.
a
Can you just see us boywatching? God, we're horrible.
I should be writing my next chappie to Dueling Toothpicks but this is too much fun!
~M
i know! I was four pages into chapter 4 of untouched.
speaking of which, who wants to read it over before I post it?
any takers?
a
We're all supposed to be writing now. But do you guys really want to stop the fun?
K
You know I'll always volunteer. :D
K, have you read the latest chappie to MNT? It's getting good. Hint, hint.
~M
I'm getting a lot of anon reviewers but that's okay. At least I'm not getting any real psychotic hate mail. Although I have been pressured to make changes into the story from eventual Rogan to Trory. Even the requestor is now changing sides! Gack! Stupid people. :D
~M
*giggles* psychotic hate mail.
we're so going to be in a tower, with rifles one day, with a crowd of stupid reviewers under us. . .
a
Ooh, like that scene in Dawn of the Dead (or at least one of those zombie movies) where they took shots at zombies that look like famous actors. We can do that for stupid reviewers...
I like that idea...
see, this is like the idea factory. . . or we could just publish these blogs as 'fiction'. that might do the trick. think of all the hatemail we'd get!
though the naked talk might appease some.
a
Totally love the concept. It screams "Hate Us Because We're Making Money Out Of Your Stupidity".
And we'd be on the bestseller's list.
Oh, how low we've stooped. LMAO.
oh, there's lower, i'm sure. there's that site with the scary-ass pics where my S&M outfit is showcased so ickily!
a
The least the guy could do was to find someone who could do the suit justice.
Great idea. Lets just mow down the reviewers that piss us off.
Although, if we can make money out of their stupidity, yay!
K
i just meant post it on ff.net, but if you think we could self-publish and make some moola, i'm all for it :) lol.
a
I'm down with either. But if Paris Hilton can write a book and get paid, we can do the same. We're actually talented.
K
Amen, sister friend.
a
Nilly already thinks that we should just market out our stuff in paperback and sell them as a set. Jeez, Kat, you're right. If PH can sell a book (albeit filled with crap) we can beat her in her own game.
And who said nothing good comes out from crap?
i'm in. . . and i would just like to say that marrying someone with the same name as you is worse than naming your child after fruit.
a
After all, the family has two reality shows. What is more trashy?
K
Honestly, do you want to be a Hilton for a day?
I know I don't.
posts disabled on M's blog?
as i was saying, i forgot about paris. rory didn't take into consideration that she has caring, loud-mouthed, opinionated people that love her and wont' sit by and let her drift like this. god, even dean would tell her to go back to yale.
a
I think my quota for postings is maxed out.
116 peeps!
it let me back in. weird.
a
up to 126 now. wow. and it all started with a Klondike bar.
Who would have known that was all it took to get us going?
K
Who would have known that was all it took to get us going?
K
Who would have known that was all it took to get us going?
K
maybe next time we should pose the question: "Where's the Beef?"
think of the dirty blogs that would inspire. . .
What kind of beef? Angus? Prime? Sirloin?
Hmm, Eric Bana.
Yummy.
see how easily we get started? lol.
Dave Grohl. there's some choice meat.
a
Yep.
Paul Walker has a nice bod too. I just hate the way he talks. Too surfer-y
K
Paul Walker graduated from the School of "Surfer Dude"? Man, they haven't produced a good one since Keanu Reeves.
Your site locked me out!
As I was saying. Overprotective peeps suck.
Peety almost drowned my first formal dance date in our pool. Great way to kill a relationship.
And Keith is lucky he's still alive after my cuz Dennis found out he had a bit of a problem slowing down when I said stop. And he was Keith's best friend.
And my father is the worst of all. He actually brings boys out to the shop and shows them all the woodworking saws and stuff. I'm sure there's some chatting about severing limbs in there somewhere, cuz they come out dazed.
And then he wonders why I never introduce him to my guy friends.
K
Very true. Although Keanu has been getting on my nerves as of late
k
OMG!! your dad DOES that?
harsh.
the worse my bro ever did was sit between me and my (admittedly) too grabby bf.
I used to love Keanu! Sigh.
a
yep. My dad does that. Aren't I proud?
I'm shocked that he didn't get mad when Matt and I shared a room in NH last month. Matt's much more experienced than any of the HS boys that he terrorized. Although he doesn't even have an inkling. Only hopes.
K
I love the matrix trilogies and no matter what anyone says, he fit the bill in Constantine.
Maybe the locking out thing is a sign we need to chat in IM or something. The posts were getting ridiculously long.
M
well, if your daddy wants Matty as a son-in-law, maybe he'll be much more likely to overlook some naughty behavior.
my ex, Aaron, his dad used to excuse himself from any room we were in, in case we wanted some 'alone time.' then he'd wink and leave! thought we were going to bump uglies on teh couch, i guess! LMAO. he was sweet though.
a
prob. true. can you do a three way IM? It's late, that sounded wrong in my head. but you know what i mean.
a
Yeah, you could. It's nifty. I do it with Nilly, Brian and I when he's around to chat.
Yes, chat, not the doing thing.
Gutterheads. LOL.
whoohoo! I got the 69th post.
hehehe. THree way.
I don't know. My dad is really funny about that. I'm his first baby girl. I don't even want to think about what will happen to my sister in a few years.
K
69. You are getting all the dirty dittys today, aren't you?
K
How do you three way chat on IM?
k
on what? I have AOL IM, and Yahoo. I used to have ICQ, I'd have to resign up. I've never tried to three way. On IM.
K, 69. Giggle. way over rated, might I add. IMHO
a
oops, M got 69. Dude, my mental capacities are going. not that they were so great to start with. . .
a
I'm tired and I have to get up early tomorrow.
But anyway, to do an IM conference, click on the message icon, then click the Invite icon then select in your list the ppl you want to invite in the discussion.
Nifty keen, eh?
This might be my last post. Nilly's giving me the evil eye of betty bye.
I only have AOL. We got rid of Yahoo when my sister stopped using it.
Yeah, I probably should turn in now too. Work's gonna be hell.
Plus, I've got all that stuff to dream about. Gotta make the time!
K
yeah, i gotta get up and make the hubby breakfast. i promised, in a bout of insanity. and i'm gonna write. next time, we'll chat it up.
a
nightey night!
K
K, get IM back. At least the 3 of us can use it.
And if anything else, this would be one post to remember.
M
G'night!
SWEET DREAMS, K!!!
and to you, too, M. Though I'll bet money K's will be dirtier.
a
You don't have to bet. We both know so.
M
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