Hell Hath Froze Over
The Devil just got out his ice skates, because Not only is Beth the team captain on The Gauntlet II, but I am actually watching that O-Town dudes show. It's so melodramatic, and cheesy, and his life is so pathetic!
And yet, I'm still watching. It's like a train wreck. Or a sad MTV version of Where are they Now: Mediocre Boy Band Edition.
Can they really say that he had it all? They had like one halfway decent song. And to think he'd actually want to defend Liquid Dreams is utterly creepy, and a little gross. At least All or Nothing had some commercialocity, and wasn't completely repulsive. Write thinly veiled songs about sex, but don't write about wet dreams. To actually expect 14 year old girls to sing about that is disgusting.
I'm feeling a little skeevy.
And I get that his girlfriend is pregnant and all, but would it kill her to wear a bra? I mean, she doesn't have little tiny A cups. She needs to reign those puppies in. So does Shana on Meet the Barkers, but she does wear one some of the time, and she's a playboy girl, so that gives a little bit of an explaination. Not justification, but explaination. I get the comfort thing, but you are on national television. Do you truly want to look back on this 'magical' time with your child and have them be able to see your nipples?
I'm rolling my eyes, if you can't tell.
Oh, geez, Dread Lock O-Towner is on the scene! The freaky one with the monkey that looks like Shannon Elizabeth's former husband. They're building a toy chest for the new baby. And they aren't doing a very good job. I can do better. It's nighttime on the show now. It's too sad.
And yet, I'm still watching.
I swear, I don't understand why. It's completely mystifying. Somebody, please, please, please stop me!
Katherine
And yet, I'm still watching. It's like a train wreck. Or a sad MTV version of Where are they Now: Mediocre Boy Band Edition.
Can they really say that he had it all? They had like one halfway decent song. And to think he'd actually want to defend Liquid Dreams is utterly creepy, and a little gross. At least All or Nothing had some commercialocity, and wasn't completely repulsive. Write thinly veiled songs about sex, but don't write about wet dreams. To actually expect 14 year old girls to sing about that is disgusting.
I'm feeling a little skeevy.
And I get that his girlfriend is pregnant and all, but would it kill her to wear a bra? I mean, she doesn't have little tiny A cups. She needs to reign those puppies in. So does Shana on Meet the Barkers, but she does wear one some of the time, and she's a playboy girl, so that gives a little bit of an explaination. Not justification, but explaination. I get the comfort thing, but you are on national television. Do you truly want to look back on this 'magical' time with your child and have them be able to see your nipples?
I'm rolling my eyes, if you can't tell.
Oh, geez, Dread Lock O-Towner is on the scene! The freaky one with the monkey that looks like Shannon Elizabeth's former husband. They're building a toy chest for the new baby. And they aren't doing a very good job. I can do better. It's nighttime on the show now. It's too sad.
And yet, I'm still watching.
I swear, I don't understand why. It's completely mystifying. Somebody, please, please, please stop me!
Katherine
posted by rosie4299 at 10:41 PM
2 Comments:
Gotta admit, that was cute.
His life is so sad, it's entertainment. And that makes it a little more sad, don't you think?
K
well, i haven't seen the O town freak or his icky gf, but i did almost die when beth beat ruthie.
you know what i did watch? Love Monkey, on CBS. Tom Cavanagh's new show. i loved him on Ed. it ain't half bad, i gotta say. i had to watch it for the title alone, didn't i? too close to bathroom monkey. hehehehe.
love,
ames
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