Skinnamarink
Skinnamarink a dink a dink
Skinnamarink a do
I love you
I love you in the morning
And in the afternoon
I love you in the evening
And underneath the moon
Skinnamarink a dink a dink
Skinnamarink a do
I love you
Just thought that I would start off with something happy. Hopefully bring up some spirits that have fallen at the stupidity of our beloved boys. And whats more happy than fond memories of a childhood filled with The Elephant Show? This post will probably sound a lot like M's, because she is so pretty and smart, and I can't help but copy someone so fabulous!
Why do the pretty ones have to be the retards? Chad smokes. SMOKES! As in inhaling the smoky sticks of death that I am always telling Rich and Matty Matt to avoid. Ew. As an asthmatic, I can't deal with smoke. If around a smoker for too long, my chest gets tight, and I have to make a trip to the emergency room if I don't get a Nebulizer treatment STAT. Personally, because of the possible death that it can cause me, I find it a pretty odious habit. Which is why my Tristan doesn't smoke. I blame Sophia. He was all, "I'll never smoke. It's a disgusting habit" before her. It must be her. Or OTH. Yeah, he should leave OTH to quit the bad habit, and go back to GG, where the air is clear. I hope he enjoys killing himself.
And Jason Dohring, my wonderful, Abfab Jason, is a scientologist. EW! It's not a religion. I'm with M, it's a cult. I don't understand why all these starst think it's so great. Maybe Tom Cruise is brainwashing all of them. Maybe thats how he got Katie Holmes. I'm out of my love for the Cruise/Kidman romance. He's so not good enough for Nicole. She deserves someone much better, and much hotter. (I think he's pulling a Dashton too, M) So, in review, not only is Jason married, but he's in a cult. That's not very attractive, now is it?
I think after I post this, I'm going to try to erase that from my brain. I want to go back to a world in which all of my unrequited men are perfect, and worthy of my love and affection. I want to forget all about this horridness that I found out about.
Why?
Katherine
PS- The bathroom now has a toilet, and the tile has grout, and so it doesn't look too terrible. I still have no sink, as the new one and the cabinets have yet to come in. But I have gotten the green light for new WP, so I'm happy. And I'm relieved that I can start showering in my bathroom again, with my shampoo, and my conditioner, and my soap. (I'm a germophobe, so thinking about using the same bar of soap as another human being, even if it is my sis, is icky.
But it could be worse. I could have had to use Mego's bathroom. I love my brother (in a he's my brother way) but his bathroom needs to be tented and studied. Plus, he's got a skylight in his bathroom, and I get paranoid that people in planes can see me while I use the potty. (I told you a while ago, I'm an interesting child. Actually, it's more like a little on the neurotic side, but we'll call it interesting, okay?)

2 Comments:
Love it that you started your blog with a song. Love it!
Yes, the cancer stick has made our Cabana boy a ticking timebomb. Sucks, huh? He dropped several levels in coolness now. I blame Sophia and OTH. Funny you quoted him and about his dislike for cigarettes... now he does it! Ick.
Even if Scientology plagues our Jason, I guess I can still take him as he is. He's just too adorable!
As for your bathroom, you're too funny. I, too, am weirded out about using other peeps' personal hygiene products. That's why my bathroom is all liquid. Eliminates all the soap stuff... Ha! If you come over to my place, I will make sure you use the first floor bathroom or the master bathroom. The 2nd floor bathroom has a skylight.... Hehehehehehe.
~Miel
glad to hear your bathroom is coming along! I hate using a shower other than my own. I've grown too accustomed to good water pressure, and it always seems funky everywhere else.
as for tom cruise, I've always thought he was unattractive. something about his nose--it looks like it shouldn't be on his face. I love nicole kidman, and have personally always been of the opinion that she could do better. (hello, lenny kravitz. now that is a good looking man.)
I try to learn as little as possible about the actual actors i find attractive. it's usually their characters I love anyhow. . . And Tristan is way hotter than Lucas. Maybe it's me. Must be the badass factor.
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