Why Are Men Bastards?

Why are men such bastards sometimes?

The eternal question for women everywhere.

Back from the IZOD 'Welcome Back Noreen/ We'll Miss You Matt' party, that I spent all that time planning, and guess who didn't bother to show up? Guess who didn't even call? Guess who was in the store all day, and who was all excited to see him?

Answers:

Rich, Rich, and Moi

I was really hoping that this could be a turning point. I was majorly wrong I guess.

Geez, I must be the worst signal reader in the world. Or at least, the biggest idiot.

Cuz that's what I feel like.